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Valentines that SHOULD exist

Well, since valentines day is such a depressing holiday for some* of us... we've decided that we should make our own set of valentines day bears... with sayings such as...

#1. Unloved
#2. Single 4ever
#3. Pimpin' *set of four
#4. Senile *old fogey
#5. Rapist
#6. Pervert
#7. Asshole
#8. Rejected
#9. I hate U
#10. Sterile
#11. I've got AIDS
#12. CrAck *broken heart
#13. Wash me *old guy in a dirty van
#14. Foot long *comes with a hot dog
#15. Bitch *dog
#16. Still a virgin
#17. Stalker *teddy bear with binocculars
#18. Swinger *girl on a swing
#19. Player
#20. Sleepin' around
#21. Horny *comes with bull/unicorn/triceritops
#22. On Viagra




*Note, some, but not all. For those of us that happen to have a special someone, (*Finny Cries Out* "LIKE MEEEEEEEEEE!" *gets pounded by a group of her single friends*), Valentines day isn't half bad.